THE ADVENTURES OF WILLY BEAMISH from Dynamix What if you were nine again... knowing what you know now? INSTALLATION & HELP INSTRUCTIONS ON-LINE HELP SYSTEM Control Documentation is available in the form of an electronic help system built into Willy Beamish. To access the help system, press the ESC key during game play. _____ Use the arrow keys to move the cursor over the button marked | _ | and press the spacebar. |?|_|?| |_____| AMIGA The following are instructions for installing Willy Beamish onto a hard disk and booting the system. Both can be done from either the Workbench or the CLI, in the instructions we assume that you are using floppy drive DF0: and hard drive DH0:. If your drives go by different names, replace the drive label in the example with the correct one. For example, if you have an Amiga 3000, you will probably need to replace DH0: with WORK:. Copying Willy Beamish to a Hard Disk 1. Boot your system. 2. Insert Willy Disk #1 into the first internal floppy disk drive. 3. From Workbench, double click on the Willy Beamish #1 icon and then on the install icon. 4. From the CLI, type CD DF0: and press the Return key. Then type INSTALL and press the Return key. The Dynamix install Utility window will appear. 5. Choose which drive and directory you wish to install the program to. The default directory is: DYNAMIX/WILLY. To change the path, click in the Destination Directory box and type in the new path. 6. Click on the INSTALL button. 7. At the prompt, click on the Okay button to install the program files. To cancel the installation process, click on the Cancel button. Amiga Loading Instructions From Floppy Disks Note: You may run the Willy program from multiple floppy drives. Self Booting 1. Insert Willy Beamish Disk #1 into drive DF0:. 2. Turn on your system. From Workbench 1. Boot your system with Workbench. 2. Insert Willy Beamish Disk #1 into a disk drive. 3. Double click on the Willy #1 disk icon. 4. Double click on the Willy icon. From a Hard Disk From Workbench 1. Load Workbench. 2. Double click on the hard disk icon. 3. Double click on the Dynamix drawer. 4. Double click on the Willy drawer. 5. Double click on the Willy icon. From the CLI 1. Load a CLI window. 2. Type CD DH0:DYNAMIX/WILLY and press the Return key. 3. Type WILLY and press the Return key. Amiga Specific Notes 1. Willy Beamish does not multitask with other programs. For best performance, make sure no other programs are running when you start Willy. 2. Although your system may have one megabyte of memory, you still may not have enough available memory to run Willy Beamish. Self- booting the program from disk should provide you with enough free memory to run the program. NOTE: Memory allocated for hard disk partitions or resident programs will reduce the amount available for running programs. 3. If your system has only the minimum RAM required to play (1MB), the Detail Level Slider is set to low and cannot be changed. 4. If you are playing off floppies, you can speed-up game play or disk loading by turning off the music or by inserting the music disk in a second drive. Trouble shooting Problem: Even though my computer has 1MB of memory, I receive a message saying there is not enough memory to run Willy. Possible Solution: Avoid running other programs before you start Willy. Such programs might be using memory that Willy needs. It also helps if you run Willy from the CLI without loading the Workbench. You can also save memory by running Willy from the Workbench when there are no CLI or application windows currently open. Problem: My computer doesn't have a hard disk, so I am often forced to swap disks during game play. Possible Solution: You can reduce the number of disk swaps by turning off the game's music or leaving the Music Disk (#10) in a second drive. Press Alt-M to turn off the music. Problem: Constantly playing music bugs me, but I still want to hear sound effects. Possible Solution: Press Alt-M to turn off the music or select "music off" from the Options Menu. Problem: Everytime I set the game's Detail Level to high, the computer lowers it. Possible Solution: Unless your computer has more than 512K of chip RAM, you will be unable to set the game's Detail Level to high. Owners of Amiga 1000's or some older 500's and 2000's, will need to upgrade their computers to the 1MB Fatter Agnus chip to increase the amount of chip RAM. SLICE OF LIFE PIZZARAMA!! 1335 SOUTH FRUMPTON STREET PIZZA MENU Plumber's Friend med. 12.50 lg. 17.95 Olives, refried beans, oysters, Limburger cheese, jalepenos, your plumbing. If this one won't clog up your plumbing, we don't know what will. Frumptonian Flip-out med. 14.50 lg. 18.95 Pepperoni, linguica, smoked salmon. Our specialty. Dumpling Delight med. 12.50 lg. 17.95 Anchovies, jalepenos, crayfish, pesto sauce. A taste of the old country. Tootsweet Tempter med. 10.95 lg. 13.95 Artichoke hearts smothered in low-cal maple syrup made with real Tootsweet. Delicious and nutritious. Anchovy Olive Surprise med. 11.50 lg. 14.50 Anchovies, olives, and a surprise ingredient - if we told you it wouldn't be a surprise. Humpford Howler med. 9.50 lg. 13.50 Horseradish and jalepenos. A real scream. Super Sludge Supreme med. 20.50 lg. 27.95 Refried beans, olives, tomatoes, pesto sauce, oysters, smoked salmon, artichoke hearts, broccoli, fresh garlic, smoked BBQ chicken, linguica, sausage, feta cheese, shrimp, mushrooms, anchovies, pineapple, onions, Canadian bacon. Everything but the kitchen sink. Granola Gobbler med. 13.95 lg. 17.50 Turkey and crumbled granola bars. Yum! Beverages On the Side Draft Beers Glass Pint Pitcher Frumpton fries 1.75 Buffalo chips 2.25 Hanks' 1.00 1.50 3.75 Pea soup cup 1.25 bowl 2.75 Frumptons's Own .25 .50 1.00 Mixed greens 1.50 Spud 1.00 1.50 3.75 with dressing 2.80 Spud Light 1.00 1.50 3.75 Schludweiler 1.25 1.75 4.25 Half-Mast Ale 2.00 3.00 8.00 Milwaukee's Best .05 .15 .75 DON'T FORGET! OE8 .85 1.10 2.85 WE DELIVER!! Chucky's 1.00 1.50 3.75 CALL 555-LIFE Rain-dog 1.00 1.50 3.75 L.A. Beer 1.00 1.50 3.75 Other Beverages Ola Cola, Diet Ola Cola, Caffeine Free Ola Cola, Caffeine Free Diet Ola Cola. sm. .85 lg. 1.00 Mineral waters: Conestoga Cooler, Clearly Grenadian, Impala. bottle 1.50 NOW THATS' GOOD PIZZA! Desserts Frumpton Fountain Float 1.95 Tootsweet Frappe 2.30 Hot Sludge Sundae 2.65 Sphincter Surprise 3.25 Willy's "Top Secret" Notebook!! Keep Out - or Die! - Stop B4 it's 2 late! Hintline 1-900-370-KLUE or in California 1-900-370-5113 Reed this and weep! You are now cursed to live in the booger - snot world of girls with kooties!! Ha - Ha - Ha! NINTARI CHAMPIONSHIP '91 August 13-14 Nintari Square Garden BE THERE OR DON'T!! <-- I will rain Supreme as Nintari King!! Coach Beltz has plummers butt! SLICE OF LIFE COUPON HELP US CELEBRATE OUR 15TH YEAR IN FRUMPTON! $1.75 off any size Anchovy, Olive Surprise pizza! Carbuncle Cows Rule all space-time and dimension! Udder Power! Mr. Frick is a Dork! LEONA HUMPFORD: A CITIZEN WE CAN BE PROUD OF -------------------------------------------- by Henrietta Sskisser. FRUMPTON-Frumptonians are privileged to enjoy the high quality of life in our fair city made possible by pillars of the community like Leona Humpford. Outstanding community service programs such as the upcoming Tootsweet Annual Frumpton Frog Jump have long been a hallmark of the Humpford family, enriching Frumptonians both young and old for nearly two generations. Following in the footsteps of the patriarch of the Humpford clan, Col. Rev. Dr. Hipolytus Mumford Humpford, (may he rest in peace) and her husband Harold Henry Humpford (may he also rest in peace), Leona Humpford has continued the family's tradition of generosity to the citizens of Frumpton. Indeed, even in the midst of deep personal grief, she affirmed the Humpford civic commitment, remarking to the group of reporters shortly after her husband's untimely demise in a tragic golfing accident, "Harold guaranteed in his will that the sludgeworks will continue to benefit all the citizens of Frumpton as long as sludge can be turned into Tootsweet. I will do everything in my power to make sure the terms of his will are fulfilled." Continued on page D2 Monster Squad are 2 rad!! Tip: Knock over ice cream cone = 4 ultra - powers!! Nerds play Police Quest! buds 4 ever!! Dana- bane-a banana- fana-fo- fayna W.B. + D.M. Child Care - Responsible 15 to 18 year old babysitter with first aid training to care for 2 children at least once a week. Call 555-2154 and ask for Sheila. Carmine eats his own boogers!! Skull Crusher Trux Skateboard trucks, wheels & more 4 a free catalog call (415) 555-TRUX FROG-GRO Ultra Strength VITAMINS This revolutionary pill will instantly transform your common, lazy frog into the frog you've only dreamed of!!!.... YOUR FROG WILL: O JUMP FARTHER! O JUMP HIGHER! O PUT ON MUSCLES, MUSCLES & EVEN MORE MUSCLES!!! O STOP YOUR FROG'S SULKING AND POUTING "Best damn thing I could have bought for my ol' friend Wartey" Hugh Wetshoe Hickville, AR. Send $7.95 plus $2.00 shipping & handling to: SCAMCO P.O. BOX 1233 GYPTOWN, MA. 98876 CARE OF THE COMMON BULLFROG --------------------------- By Prof. J. Arthur Toedkissrer The North American spotted bullfrog (jumpinus greenwartia) has long been maligned as a source for the unpleasant skin condition commonly known as warts. This assumption is not only medically invalid but also a grave dis-service to a benevolent and helpful species. As any young boy can tell you, frogs are great fun and make excellent pets as long as you take a few basic steps to care for them. To keep your hopper in good health you need to make sure he stays moist and cool. Check his skin: if it's cold and slimy then your frog is probably in good condition. As far as food goes, frogs can eat almost any kind of insect but they are especially partial to ants and bees. You should try to feed your amphibian friend at least once a day, but he can go without food for several if he has to. It's also a good idea to let your web-footed pal take a swim on a regular basis: it's good for his skin and will keep him in good spirits. A bathtub-sized pool is ideal for your little green buddy to bathe in. Following these guidelines will keep both you and your frog happy and healthy. May 20, 1991 32 Nintari System - Must sell all Nintari games and system. "Monster Squad", "Killer Klownz from Outer Space", and many more!! All going for $80! Joysticks included. Ask for John at 555-9872. Call this guy / Gotta check this out! RAD! DR. JECKLE'S At Home Hypnosis Course It's as easy as saying.... "Hoopa, Coiler, Agamemnon." We'll tell you why these are three of the most powerful words you can ever know. o Amaze your friends! o Confuse your enemies! o Seduce unsuspecting members of the opposite sex! o Get past security guards! You are feeling a powerful urge to pick up the phone. That's right Juuust reeelax. Don't fight it. Call meee. Call meee. Call meee nowww. Dial 1-800-555-TIZE. Call now. Dial the phone. 1-800-555-TIZE Wonder if this would work on Brianna?? Willy Beamish November 25 Ms. Glass "My best friend." I have a lot of cool friends like Dana and Perry, but my bestest friend is the ghost of my grandfather Beamish. He is totally awesome, even if he is dead and can't buy me ice cream anymore. He's kind of like a "fairy grandfather." He is the best, coolest, most excellent, friend I have ever had. The End. C - This was supposed to be about someone real! rumor has it that it'll be out around December 1st!! NINTARI - MONSTER SQUAD 2 - COMING SOON - All new graphics! Gut wrenching action! Can the monsters stop the evil Dr. Dreadd? on sale anywhere fine NINTARI products are sold. definite on X-mas list! Nintari Scores! 4/2 - 1,000,009,154 broke a billion!! 4/10 - 1,007,995,142 4/21 - 1,301,114,022 5/11 - 1,582,601,003 (only 3 weeks until the regionals!) 5/21 - 1,893,611,502 (almost there!!) 6/1 - 2,010,102,050 (2 Billion) 6/3 - Kicked some major butt today at the Nintari Championships 2,349,997,186 Local Boy Wins Regional Title ----------------------------- Frumpton's own William J. Beamish has won the western regional title for the Nintari "Monster Squad" championships, qualifying him for the national championships to be held later this summer. Beamish's score of 2,349,997,186 was enough to beat his closest competitor by eighty thousand points. The Nintari Corporation plans to award the winner of the national championships a scholarship and will feature him in several upcoming nationally-aired commercials. He will also receive a lifetime supply of video games, a stereo, a minibike and a trip to space camp. When asked the secret to his success, the nine year-old Beamish replied "I practice a lot and drink Slam-Dunk cola while I play: it improves my reflexes." Supreme Interview after I dominate at Nintari Championship! Lather: So Mr. Beamish, How does it feel to be the Supreme exalted world Nintari Championship? Me: Pretty good, Stan. But I gotta tell ya: it took a lot of hard work for me to get where I am today. Lather: I guess so. What kind of things did you do to get ready for this championship? Me: I had a very strict training regiment: Every day I'd get up and skate 3 miles down to the video arcade and play Space Busters for a while. Then I'd head back home after my parents went to work and practice Nintari. Lather: I see. What other things did you do to get ready for the championship? Me: Well, I had a strict diet: Dofritos chips, Slamdunk Cola, and products made with Tootsweet were almost all that I would let myself eat. Lather: That's impressive self discipline! Me: Well if you want to Hone your skills to razor sharpness, you have to make a few sacrifices. THE END..... =======